Easily → Weasily : As in, “A fool and his money are weasily parted,” or “Flies off the handle weasily,” and “Don’t worry, you’ll weasily deal with this.”.Weaselly → Weasley : As in, “But he’s such a weasley character.”.
Weasel → Weasley : As in, “Pop goes the weasley,” and “ Weasley and stoat,” and “A bag of weasleys.”.*ron : Emphasize words that end with “ron” – “ Squad-ron,” and “ Elect-ron,” and “ Ba-ron,” and “ I-ron,” and “ Saff-ron,” and “ Cit-ron,” and “ Gridi-ron,” and “ He-ron.”.Run → Ron: As in, “A river rons through it,” and “Blade Ronner,” and “Born to ron,” and “Don’t try to ron before you can walk,” and “He’s gone and done a ronner,” and “A dry ron,” and “We had a good ron,” and “Hit and ron,” and “In the long ron,” and “In the ronning,” and “Don’t let your imagination ron riot,” and “My cup ronneth over,” and “ Ron for your life,” and “Take a ronning jump.”.Bon → Ron : As in, “Ron voyage” and “ Ron appetit.”.Wrong → Ron: As in, “Barking up the ron tree,” and “From the ron side of the tracks,” and “Get off on the ron foot,” and “Go down the ron way,” and “If anything can go ron, it will,” and “If this is ron, I don’t want to be right,” and “In the ron,” and “It went down the ron way,” and “Jumping to the ron conclusions,” and “There’s nothing ron with that,” and “(To be) rubbed the ron way,” and “The right place at the ron time,” and “Two rons don’t make a right,” and “What’s ron with this picture?” and “Fall into the ron hands.”.Stranger → Granger : As in, “Don’t be a granger,” and “Perfect granger,” and “ Granger danger,” and “ Granger than fiction,” and “ Granger things have happened,” and “ Grangers in the night,” and “ Grangers on a train,” and “The kindness of grangers,” and “Total granger,” and “The truth is granger than fiction.”.Danger → Granger : As in, “A little knowledge is a grangerous thing,” “Armed and grangerous,” and “ Grangerous liaisons,” and “These Hermione Granger puns are grangerously cheesy,” and “Live grangerously,” and “Out of granger,” and “stranger granger.”.Potty : Reference Harry Potter’s nickname (Potty, Potty Wee Potter) with these phrases that contain “potty”: “ Potty-mouthed,” and “ Potty trained,” and “Gone potty.”.Patina → Potty-na : As in, “The Potty-na on that Mirror of Erised is just breathtaking.” (Note: “ Patina” refers to a thin layer of tarnish caused by oxidation).Pot o’ → Potter : As in, “Would you like a Potter tea?”.Hippopotamus → HippoPottermus : As in, “That hippo Pottermus really likes Harry Potter puns.”.
If you know of any puns about alpacas that we’re missing, please let us know in the comments at the end of this page! Without further ado, here’s our list of Harry Potter puns: Harry Potter Puns ListĮach item in this list describes a pun, or a set of puns which can be made by applying a rule. Please note that while we have included the phrases “mudblood”, “pureblood”, and “half-blood” in our related words list, we haven’t provided any puns for them as they are intended as oppressive, discriminatory insults in the novels and are widely considered to be analogies for racism, and any puns including those words would feel very much like a racist pun. We’ve made this list as varied and comprehensive as possible, with puns ranging from the locations in the Harry Potter universe, to character names, to types of spells and more. Welcome to the Punpedia entry on Harry Potter Puns! ✨?Īs well as bringing you a collection of magical puns from the Harry Potter universe, we also have separate entries for witch puns, elf puns and magic puns.